Monday, April 22, 2013

Emma's 11th Birthday Bash...

All I have to say about this night is that I hope the parents will allow their children back at my house.

The party started at 3pm with the girls being dropped off at my house. We left here at 3:10 for Phase 1.

Phase 1 - Manicures
We took all the girls for professional manicures. We had Emma, her 4 friends, my sister in law, Sam, and our family friend, Jordan.

Phase 1 was pretty uneventful. We all got manicures and it was awesome. Some of the girls had to use the restroom right after so Jordan received the great duty of helping them with their pants....hahahaha.

 
Our nails totally rocked!!


Phase 2 - Steak N Shake
Next we took all of us for some burgers and milk shakes. This was also pretty uneventful. My phone was going dead but our server was pretty cute. Oh, and they were all out of cookie dough milkshake and of course that was what all the girls ordered.

 
Our VERY cute server, Jake.

 
Happy Birthday Emma ketchup creation made by the one and only Jordan.


Phase 2 1/2 - Target
Target trip was unplanned but we got done with dinner so early and Phase 3 didn't start until 730p. So we get to Target and since my phone was going dead I planned on plugging it in and leaving it in the car. Uh Oh, that was the plan but the plan had failed. We come back out of Target and my phone was gone. Like just gone. I thought I had locked the doors (like I do every single freakin time) but I guess somehow I didn't. We all did a quick search and realized it was really gone.

 
The "adults" at Target. Most likely taken somewhere around the time my phone was jacked.


Phase 2 3/4 - AT&T Store
Again, another unplanned portion of our evening. I drove straight from Target to the AT&T store which is like 2 minutes away. I was in and out in about 15 minutes which a new lovely plain phone and the other reported stolen and shut down. The girls were kind of frazzled but we got them all calmed down.
FYI - the new phone was great. The phone pretty much did not do anything but make phone calls but since I had no contacts I was very limited. And it did have texting BUT it was totally old school. It took me forever to send a simple text.

Phase 3 - Bowling
We finally made it to the bowling alley at 731pm! Only 1 minute late!! The alley was in the basement of a shopping center so we headed on down. Pretty neat looking place. Upon check in they told us that our lanes were not ready yet but they had a slide in the back the girls could play on for a few minutes. We headed back and the girls all did the slide. THEN 3 girls split the back of their pants. Luckily one was my kid so I only had to worry about the other 2's parents. After looking at the split pants it was decided we needed to go buy them pants (yes, they were really that bad). My sister in law ran next door and bought them all some black leggings. Apparently there was some kind of metal snag at the top of the slide, some girls avoided it, some girls didn't.

We start bowling and all is well until we decide to order some snacks. The lovely cashier seemed like to took part in the 4/20 activities. He could not add correctly (even with the calculator) and actually had to get help. I kid you not. Then he promptly forgot to make our food. Once I went up there and asked about it he finally remembered and we had our food within 10 minutes.

At this point I realized I had no service on my phone so I went upstairs to call Matt. Matt tells me that AT&T called him and a guy walked in and laid my phone down the demo phones. (umm, yeah, it was an iPhone 3 and I promptly had it shut down...duh). I was able to go in on Sunday and reactivate it!! YEAH!!

The girls received a tour of the back of the bowling alley which was really cool. We learned about how the machines work. Upon returning to our lanes, we noticed the lovely teenage girls next to us took some of our girls bowling balls. Whatever...wasn't that big of a deal.

Next the girls got to make their own cotton candy!! That was a pretty fun part!! And VERY yummy!!

 
The slide contraption that ripped 3 pairs of pants open.

 
Here's the girls!!


Phase 3.5 - Police
After the bowling alley, we started to head home. About 5 minutes down the road I get pulled over. Uh, oh. Luckily it was for my headlight which I already knew was out. NO TICKET!! I did the the officer that it was my kids birthday party and about the stolen phone and the split pants and so he decides to mess with them. His voice got somewhat loud and he says "ma'am, did you know your license is suspended? I am going to have to tow your car." Then he shines the flash light to the back of the van and says "Girls, do you know someone that can pick you up?" At this point some of the girls started getting scared and crying, but not me. I was laughing hysterically and so was my sister in law. It was the funniest thing of the whole night.

Phase 4 - Home
We finally made it home about 7 hours after our adventure started. The girls opened presents, ate cake, made popcorn and settled in for a movie. They were asleep by 12:30am!! WOOHOO!!!

Phase 5 - Everyone go HOME
This was a pretty interesting part of the birthday bash. This is where I had to explain the events of the evening to the parents. Luckily the parents took it really well and mostly laughed. THANK GOD! And I am happy to report all the girls are allowed back at my house!!

I can safely say that we all survived BIRTHDAY BASH 2013.....I am so thankful it's over!!!!

 
This is from Emma's family party which we had at noon the same freakin day (and yes, I know I was completely nuts for doing that).



The very final thing (dinner at Hibachi Japan) to closeout BIRTHDAY BASH 2013!!


Notes: I went and picked up my phone Sunday. On my way home from AT&T I get a call from them stating the man was back in the store, they called the police and could I come back!! Of course I did. When I got back the man had left and AT&T called the police and told them. I stuck around for a few minutes and sure enough the police roll up with dude in the back seat. The police interviewed me and they reviewed the security tapes. They interviewed me some more and said they were taking him and going to Target to review their tapes. They said if it was the same guy getting into my car  and the same guy in the AT&T video then they were going to charge him with theft. Crazy right??? Why steal a phone, then return it, THEN come back to the same store the next day??? I still can't wrap my head around it. Just crazy

1 comments:

Bethany said...

I cracked up when you said that three kids split the back of their pants! Does that make me a bad person? I hope not.

(Also, I would like to note that I accidentally left that comment on someone else's blog and then my internet promptly stopped working before I could correct my mistake. Good times.)